Don't Let Ho's Play Your Xbox. Lmao

Ok, so this is a re-cap of "Friday, Whuddup"'s events. The dinner wit my girlfriend and her mom on her moms birthday went nice. Her sister is nothin but TROUBLE lol. I say that in the lightest of manner. She passed a note off to the waiter and I turn to my girl and say "Why is your sister tryin to get at the waiter? Shes making bedroom eyes at dis dude?" lol. Turns out she was jus asking the waiter for a special birthday dessert for their mom. This whole family is wild tho. The birthday girl was being a diva and tryin to play her own children out. ME, not being one of her children, just sat back and cracked up.

WHICH BRINGS US TO FRIDAY NIGHT, AFTER HOURS!!!

Me and my friends (James aka whore #1 and Sean aka whore # 2) Decided to play Call Of Duty 4 on Xbox 360.

~~Flashback~~
Being as though they are whores as previously stated, when we hang out, they usually have chicks on deck. One time, months ago when I brought MY xbox to the gathering, James had some chick he was tryin to knock off (or HAD knocked off or was CONTINUOUSLY KNOCKING OFF) present at game night. Everyone who plays xbox has a sign-in name they play with on the system. James' jumpoff wanted to play. So she picks up a controller and signs into the game using the name "JamesBoo". That was the last time I brought my xbox to the game night.
~~End Flashback~~

So last night, unanimous decision has me bringing my xbox to the game night again. I get there and James' GIRLFRIEND is there. Mind you, it has been months since that flashback and my mind is SO not focused and somethin so small as the names on my xbox. We start up and all start signing in. As we all scroll through the names, "JAMESBOO" appears on th screen.............SHE NOTICES.........
James Girlfriend: "Hmmm, who is Jamesboo? I wonder."

Me, James & Seans collective thought: (Oh shit!)

Me and Sean muffle and stifle laughs for bout 2 min and then BUST OUT LAUGHIN. He was caught but tried to say that SHE had made it a long time ago. Niggas think they slick.

Moral of the Story: Don't Let Ho's Play Your Xbox. Its the worst thing you could ever do. *Disinfects controllers to get rid of HO germs*