Friday, WHUDDUP?

OK, so after waking up at about 1pm-ish, I have decided to give yall the VERY FIRST ENTRY in my Random Events Series of my Blog. The event of the day is "The Dinner Party".

My and my girl have been best friends for about 4 years and due to popular demand and a series of complicated, interested and just plain "Oh sh!t" moments, WE ARE NOW COUPLE STATUS, 4 months and goin strong!!!! *Accepted applause* lol.


Her family already was already fond of lil ol loveable ME :) and as infiltrate the ranks of her fam, I attend more events. THIS SH!T RIGHT HERE, THO! THIS SHI!T RIGHT HERE, N!GGA! I consider THIS to be BIG. Its mom dukes birthday and im invited to her dinner. *Accepts invitation as tho it were a milk chocolate oscar*. Despite my girl saying that her mother is easy to win over and loves everybody, I consider it a collosal victory and intend to sing Boyz II Men "Song for Mama" at her dinner.

**disclaimer**-->This blog will contain heavy amount of sarcasm and wild claims that I will not make good on. This preceding statement will not take place for fear that the Mrs. would disown me lol.

I now await the return of the beloved Mrs. from work and I starve in the process so its lookin like PB&J is on my menu in the meantime. I expect nothing but a good time and hilarious behaviour to ensue tonight. Her fam reminds me of the fam from the movie "This Christmas". I, @DaLastMil62, may be tweeting from the dinner table, so stay tuned. Is that rude? I get the feeling my girl will be as well. lol *in Khaled voice* WE DA BEST!!!!